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imanicepersoniswear: Full disclaimer: I don’t play Pokémon Alright so I was told that Cosmoem weighs 2,204.4 pounds and that pokéballs convert the Pokémon into energy, so I decided to do some calculations. E=mc^2 E=(2.2kg/lb*2204.4lb)(3x10^8m/s)^2
o i forgot the tenth doctor was in this game
CYNTHIA CAME OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE and I had almost lost hope ooooooohmygod
UPDATE: cynthia fucking POPPED UP AGAIN and gave me the egg
update: so i have 3 gym badges now and im gonna try to find a poffin case cause apparently im having trouble finding one?? mmmmm and the egg hatched into a togepi of course but cynthia was not there for the birth smh
update: got the fifth gym badge and then a bunch of plot shit started happening including cynthia showing up and she was discussing something with me but then fucking barry speeds up like “HEY DAWN! OH, IS THIS YOUR OLDER SISTER???” ( ͡°
just met cynthia’s grandmother (΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)
one of the team galactic commanders made a sarcastic remark suggesting that lucas and i(dawn) were a couple do i look like i date nerds
oh my god where did all this snow come from i cant fucking see shit im dying my whole team is dying help me pokemon jesus
i ran into that gym leader maylene on the way thru that snowstorm tho she was all “IM NOT COLD NOPE [sneeze] …. NOPE NOT ME” what a cutieeeee
ok……………..so i got to the top of mt. coronet and confronted Cyrus and then suddenly all this shit happens and either me, Cynthia, and Cyrus all jumped into this portal that led to a distorted world where everything was
i finally found out the mystery behind dawn’s platinum outfit the other day she wears that peacoat over her regular outfit it still doesn’t explain why she doesn’t wear pants/leggings when shes walking in piles of snow but ho boy thats
